December 2009
15 posts
I watch at least five movies a week. I should start telling you guys about all the good shit I see.
I love plucking my eyebrows. Holy shit.
Some pretty shitty stuff happened to me this year. No need for me to dwell on all that though, it’s in the past. My year is ending so perfectly, I couldn’t ask for anything more. I don’t deserve all this good fortune, but I’ll take it. It is such a great feeling to have everything in my life looking up. The pessimist in me is saying that things won’t stay this way...
Me: SNEEZE!
Brother: Bless you.
Me: SNEEZE!
Brother: You're not getting another one...
Fuck finals. I’ve done well all semester: keeping up with my work and doing extra credit when I can. I might look over my notes before I go in to take these stupid tests…might.
“In an ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right...”
– Dwight Schrute (via fivefifteen) (via flickflickflicker)
“LISTEN YOU BABY RECTANGLE-LOOKIN ASS BITCH”
– Berchette mothafuckin’ Tabor