PatriciaClaire: Archive

I’m in the passenger seat; dad’s driving. We’re on our way to Baja Fresh for dinner. Within the ten-ish minutes it takes to get there, I get two text messages. After the second text my dad says, “Can you turn that off? It’s driving me crazy.” DRIVING YOU CRAZY? REALLY? And he wonders why me and my brother are so dramatic…

Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

Jan 30th

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APPLE iPAD! DO WANT!

Jan 27th

 WHY DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN TRY CALLING ME?
Him: mumblemumble name mumble. How you doin today?
Me: Fine.
Him: So you plannin on goin to school and gettin a job?
Me: I'm doing both right now.
Him: Oh what school you goin to?
Me: San Jose City. Can I ask why you're asking all these questions?
Him: Just asking, tryna get to know you. What are you going to school for?
Me: Be a teacher.
Him: Daaaaaaaamn, I see.
Me: ...
Him: You mind if I ask some more questions?
Me: For what?
 Him; Ever thought about joining the army?
Me: No.
Him: Alright then, thank you.

Jan 26th

“I like that it gapes. That you feel like you can sorta see little bit boobie...”

– HEIDI KLUM, Project Runway

Jan 22nd

Me: Wanna watch Modern Family with me?
Mom: Does it have a gay couple?
Me: Yeah
Mom: OK

Jan 21st

Ever have one of those days when you never get full, so you just keep eating? Like the fact that you not feeling full, means that you’re not really eating that much. Wrong, fatass. I felt like a bottomless pit all weekend and now I feel like I’m going to burst. I’m probably 20 pounds heavier than I was on Friday. Cute.

Jan 19th

ANYTHING? →

Jan 17th

Jan 15th

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HAPPY TWO YEARS <3 He surprised me with flowers :) And I made him a photo album with all our pictures from the year. Made him one last year too; he loves that stuff. We went to Okayama for lunch in Japan Town. DELISH! You should check it out. And now, while he’s at work, I’m going to attempt to make Red Velvet Cupcakes. BUT SHH! IT’S A SURPRISE! Pictures later, if they turn...

Jan 15th

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If you got money in your bank account and you’re not donating to Haiti, I don’t know what you’re doing with your life! Aren’t you fuckin’ thankful we only got that 4.1 earthquake here in San Jose, where our buildings could have handled that 7.0 mess? GIVE BACK Y’ALL <3

Jan 14th

ANDREW WANTS TO GO TO DISNEYLAND THIS YEAR! It has taken this long for him to ADMIT he actually wants to go. I can’t wait. I’ll go to Disneyland two years in a row if I want, fuck you.

Jan 13th

Physical Geology Lab: A Physical Geology: A Aerobics: A Math for General Ed: A History 17B: A Hatha Yoga……….. B No, fuck that. I’ll be pissed at a B when it’s in Yoga. My bad your grade drops a whole level when you miss two classes.

Jan 12th