PatriciaClaire

When in doubt, shimmy out.

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Yes: Oh my god liking someone is SO FUCKING STUPID why does anyone DO IT?!

poopsadaisy:

Like, every five minutes that I’m waiting for a text, my brain is all like What is he doing? Did he accidentally cut off his hands in a tragic bagel cutting accident? Did he drop his phone in the toilet when trying to take a picture of a particularly impressive poop? I hear that’s very…

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Filed under and then i get a text back and i'm like :3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. dragonzair said: oh god, I really do love you.
  6. svennysvensven said: omg this is the truest thing ever.
  7. hardbeliever said: TRUE THAT GIRL
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